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Slam Jam Round 1 Commentary!

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Lyrics:

It’s time to wrap up Slam Jam round 1,

Are you ready?

It’s clear to me, that naswalt can see

That when his piece, “the price of being a tree”

Is compared to “Nick Smalley is a Classy Gentleman”

That there’s little wiggle room for discussion -

But I digress -

It was Arsenicum’s time to impress,

With “Phantasmix” beating out “Phantasm” with prowess

And “Allegrissimo Brillante” was left to drown

With “Aquarius” solely securing the crown

“Challenge for the thedude”, a song clearly named

Clearly slammed Soups Drill Forward into backwards again

Compared to “Liquid Inferno”, sidewalk banana was a real eruption

(Though SDF used Game Bro - Kon might have employed corruption)

“MorningArisen” succeeded over “MorningRise”

With Cobi and Z/W leaving armouredSkunk in the skies

“don’t touch my butt” was responded in turn

With a song by the same name that proceeded to burn

The proverbial D Crystal, manifesto proclaimed

had clearly copped the tush of Nocturne, publically shamed

“Rotelle Cowboy” burst through into the saloon

Samm thought he had won, but he’d quickdrawn too soon

for Three Man Philharmonique had him pistoled whipped

with “Springer Valley Ranger”, their western they had quipped

“Jackpot” v “Crackshot”, both sturdy compositions

but Senor Cardgage Mortgage had a figurative leg up on the competition

(And a whole bunch of percent signs or something)

So that’s eight players down, eight left in the race

Down here at the Slam Jam, coming live to your place

Word.